{"id":802,"date":"2011-06-09T09:44:52","date_gmt":"2011-06-09T06:44:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/petrolheads.ee\/?p=802"},"modified":"2011-06-09T09:44:52","modified_gmt":"2011-06-09T06:44:52","slug":"tripi-top-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/petrolheads.ee\/en\/tripi-top-25\/","title":{"rendered":"Tripi Top 25+"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/petrolheads.ee\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/MG_9492small.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>1. Kui s\u00f5ita 26h j\u00e4rjest, siis kell 10 hommikul meenutab \u00f5htut ja v\u00e4ga tahaks pubisse istuma minna.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n2. 3 meest 1 voodis on t\u00e4iesti normaalne. V\u00e4hemalt siis, kui m\u00f5nda kirjutist arvutist lugeda v\u00f5i videot vaadata.<br \/>\n3. Poola saab l\u00e4bida t\u00e4istulesid maha v\u00f5tmata t\u00e4ies mahus. Suuna nad ainult alla.<br \/>\n4. Beetle&#8217;s saab tagaistmele muu nodi k\u00f5rvale pikali visata ja t\u00e4iesti edukalt magada.<br \/>\n5. Austrias ja Saksas ei ole ilusaid naisi. Punkt.<br \/>\n6. L\u00e4tis-Leedus-Tsehhis aga on. Teine punkt.<br \/>\n7. L\u00e4ti tuuning on oma m\u00f5\u00f5tmetelt v\u00e4ga v\u00f5imas. See vohab \u00fcle maailma.<br \/>\n8. Poola liiklusm\u00e4rgid on soovitusliku iseloomuga, v\u00e4hemalt kohalikele.<br \/>\n9. X5-tel on liiklusm\u00e4rke filtreeriv esiklaas, Beetlel ka, aga see ei t\u00f6\u00f6ta nii h\u00e4sti kui X5 oma.<br \/>\n10. Sest Beetle klaas on vana mudel, kuhu on hirmufaktor veel sisse kirjutatud.<br \/>\n11. Austria ilm on tujukas, V\u00c4GA tujukas.<br \/>\n12. Naised on v\u00e4ga edevad, piisab ainult toru n\u00e4itamisest ja juba asjad langevad.<br \/>\n13. Tsehhis on v\u00e4ga abivalmid inimesed, kui nende ametiks on kas rehvit\u00f6\u00f6d v\u00f5i prostitutsioon.<br \/>\n14. Politsei aga on kindlaks m\u00e4\u00e4ramata funktsiooniga, igatahes pole selleks kindlasti mitte abistamine.<br \/>\n15. Tsehhis peaks olema seadus rekkajuhtidele: &#8220;t\u00e4nasida kanakonte \u00e4ra viska kiirteele&#8221;.<br \/>\n16. 1188 on 1188, arvatavasti olenemata riigist!<br \/>\n17. McGyver ja tema teip ei olnud fiktsioon, tegelikult eksisteerib see meis k\u00f5igis. On vaja ainult kriisiolukorda tema v\u00e4ljakutsumiseks.<br \/>\n18. Kui sa viskad 20\u20ac hommikus\u00f6\u00f6gi eest tippi 10\u20ac, oled j\u00e4rgmisel hommikul s\u00f6\u00f6ma tulles eelistatud. V\u00e4hemalt sulle tundub nii.<br \/>\n19. Valge naine ei tohi suvel valge olla, eriti kui ta showl napilt riides on. Kirjutage see endale, palun, k\u00f5rvataha.<br \/>\n20. S\u00f5ites pikka teed, peab autos olema alati \u00fcks eeldatavasti ebanormaalne inimene. See, kes kell 5 hommikul r\u00f5\u00f5muga rooli ronib. Jesus&#8230;<br \/>\n21. Kui soovid kellegiga tuttavaks saada, pildista tema lemmiklooma. Toimib iga kord.<br \/>\n22. Petrolheadid leiavad teineteist ka kiirteel ilma s\u00f5nadeta. Eksisteerib rahvusvaheline suhtlusmaneer: gaasiga tuuritamine (t\u00f5lge: tere), m\u00f6\u00f6das\u00f5itmine (t\u00f5lge: tule minu j\u00e4rel), peaga noogutus (t\u00f5lge: sul on sheff masin) v\u00f5i emotsioonitu m\u00f6\u00f6das\u00f5it (t\u00f5lge: sul on way \u00e4gedam pill kui mul).<br \/>\n23. Kui oled &#8220;over the hill&#8221; edukas saksa mees, on sul kas a) Porsche v\u00f5i b) Audi R8. See on kindlasti neil seadusega reguleeritud.<br \/>\n24. 24+ tundi autos muudab mitte nii naljakad teemad n\u00f5nda naljakaks, et pisarad tulevad silma. Hoia taskur\u00e4tik l\u00e4hedal!<br \/>\n25. Saksa kokk ei tea mis\/kus on Eesti, talle sobib v\u00e4ga h\u00e4sti, et sa oled p\u00e4rit Soomest.<br \/>\n26. Erinevalt Saksa kokast teab Austria kiirteemaksukoguja peast Eesti eurom\u00fcnte.<br \/>\n27. K\u00f5ik eelnev on l\u00e4bi elatud, kogetud ning t\u00f5estatud. Meiega vaidlemine v\u00f5i vastupidise t\u00f5estamine on juba ette feilinud tegevus. Uskuge meid!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. 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